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 Episode I: Farces of Death
Responding to a frantic phone call from his friend Joe, Randy finds himself transformed into Death personified and caught in the middle of an elementary school dodgeball game while trying to carry out his first order of business: collect the soul of Joe's friend, Louis. |
 Episode II: The Great White WereShark Hunt
Joe and Safiya are shanghaied by Boris and forced to assist him in his hunt for the Great White Shark that made off with his leg so many years ago! but there's more to Boris' story than he's letting on and at the sign of the first full moon, things go from bad to ridiculous for our intrepid couple! |
 Episode III: The Wrong Arm of the Law
It's a case of inter-dimensional mistaken identity when Joe is abducted by the Cartoon Continuity Commission. But never fear! It's Attorney N.M. Love, Esq. to the rescue! Now if only Joe can get over the fact his Attorney is a 6-foot talking monkey! |
 Episode IV: Reality Bites
Part One of the DANGER ISLAND Adventure! After washing up on the shore of a deserted island, Joe and a castaway named Larry are recruited to compete in the world's most popular reality TV show: DANGER ISLAND! |
 Episode V: The Dukes of Haphazard
Part Two of the DANGER ISLAND Adventure! When Coach is abducted, the two DANGER ISLAND teams band together to form a rescue party while Mr. David scrambles to turn the situation to his advantage! |
 Episode VI: Nice Guys Finish Where...?
Part Three of the DANGER ISLAND Adventure! The lying, cheating, side-switching and back-stabbing hits high gear as the game's final six players compete for the million dollar prize! |
 Episode VII: Sin City!
Finally returning home after his year-long misadventure, Joe finds himself on the road to Las Vegas with his ex-college roommate, Brian, and a hitch hiker named Patty. When Patty's murderous boyfriend breaks out of prison, it's up to our intrepid trio, a magician, and a 100-foot Jimmy Buffett to stop him! |
 Episode VIII: Weekend at Patty's
Hoping to find some peace and quiet, Joe, Brian and Patty wind up at Patty's gangster Uncle's home in Las Vegas. It's not long before they find themselves mixed up with the Police, two dead bodies, and the Vegas Mafia! |
 Episode IX: One Big Happy
Returning to Las Vegas, Joe attempts to settle in to a "normal" lifestyle. But some unexpected stowaway baggage and the re-surfacing of some old friends makes him question exactly what "normal" is! |
 Episode X: Mobsters Inc.
Take one irate mobster, three would-be hitmen, and one clueless ex-girlfriend. Mix. Stand back. Enjoy. |
 Episode XI: The Frozen One
Enroute to London, Joe, Safiya, Margo and Larry run afoul of a Floating Freakshow's Captain. Trapped in the cargo hold, Margo relates the tale of her first meeting with Larry... |
 Episode XII: The Big Fat Bloody Bigfoot Incident
Brian dresses as Bigfoot in an attempt to generate revenue for the Las Vegas Arboretum - a stunt that attracts a most unexpected breed of customer. Meanwhile, Louis decides to become an Evil World-Dominating Super Genius. |
 Episode XIII: Yo Ho Ho & A Mouthfull Of Seawater
Meanwhile, halfway around the World, Joe & Safiya find themselves creeped out by Boris' downright friendly behaviour. Matters don't improve when the crew is joined by Boris' brain transplant-happy mad scientist buddy, Dr. Uzen Discharge! |
 Episode XIV: Joe In Blunderland (Or: Through The Looking Ass.)
When a mirror sucks Patty and Brian into another dimension, it's Joe to the accidental rescue! Teamed with a local freelance Ranger, our trio quickly find themselves embroiled in a political game of of a most peculiar nature... |
 Episode XV: Totally Recalled
Louis finally gets his wish and is off on an adventure all his own when Arnold Schwarzenegger is targeted for Termination by Gray Davis (the ex-governor of California.) |
 Episode XVI: Intermezzo
Life is back to normal at the Vegas house: hectic with big trouble brewing just around the corner. After inadvertantly agreeing to a double date with Safiya and her hunky boyfriend, Joe races to find himself an impressive girlfriend... but settles for Brian's ex, Janey. |
 Episode XVII: Reality, Blurred
Due to a contractural obligation, Joe agrees to appear in the Danger Island Reunion Special. Soon, the participants begin dropping like the proverbial Little Indians... but who is behind this massacre? Mr. David? One of the contestants? Perhaps someone - or someTHING - more sinister? (No fair skipping to the end to find out, either!) |
 Episode XVIII: What Happened In Vegas Stayed In Vegas
Joe finally loses it. |
 Episode XIX: The Lion Thing
A job hunting-related accident sparks off a chain of events involving a repulsive dog, a bidet, lots of soap, a would-be hunchback, a couple of archaeologists, and Brian in a series of ridiculous outfits. What does this all have to do with a 'Lion Thing?' Beats me. |
 Episode XX: Caws & Effect
Hoping to finally put the issue of Louis' soul to rest once and for all, Randy shows up a day early to do the deed before anyone has a chance to challenge him. Needless to say, this results in a LOT of property damage. |
 Episode XXI: Crass Reunion
Joe's college buddies have arrived in Las Vegas for a bachelor party! But Patty's plan to get Brian out of jail could kill the wedding before it even begins! |
 Episode XXII: Deus Ex Machina
Joe and Louis crash their way back through the hallway mirror, intending on re-charging the soul transfer device that got Louis stuck in a dog's body. What they find is a desolate and deserted landscape which hides a hoarde of deadly creatures called The Corocan. So much for Joe's vacation! |
 Episode XXIII: Runaway Groom
It's a pre-nuptial nightmare when Brian's mother takes an immediate dislike to Patty. Attempting to tick off Mom, Brian jokingly announces his impending marriage, but the groom gets a case of cold feet when the joke suddenly becomes all too real! |
 Episode XXIV: The Ketchup In The Rye
Set the table for a culinary catastrophe of epic proportions: Brian has decided to become a World-Famous Super Chef! With his assistant (Joe) by his side, Brian competes on Mr. David's new reality cooking show... but will he be able to create anything but a recipe for disaster? |
 Episode XXV: Someone Else's Story
Just when he thought things couldn't get any worse, Louis faces a life-altering situation: DEATH. |
 Episode XXVI: Jurassic Shark
Joe thought that waking up in the cargo hold of a ship at sea was the worst possible thing that could happen to him. Then he found out what happens when a whale is bitten by a werewolf. Now he just wants to stop being proven wrong. |
 Episode XXVII: The Man(iac) Who Came To Dinner
A series of natural disasters convinces Brian that the end of the World is nigh, so he does what any rational person would do: he builds an Ark. Meanwhile, Joe has to pretend to be in love with Janey, lest she sue him over an accident that resulted in Janey breaking her leg. Or did she...? |
 Episode XXVIII: 'Till Death Do Us Part
It looks like the end of the line for Safiya when her past catches up to her at full throttle. Meanwhile, Louis' attempt to enjoy a night out with Edre is interrupted by an assumed alien invasion, several pints of "Prairie Fire," and a team of midget wrestlers. |
 Episode XXIX: A Ghost of a Chance
Due to an accident involving the Jeep and a small ditch, Joe, Patty & Brian are forced to spend the night in a California Ghost Town. Unfortunately for them, the Ghost Town isn't quite as deserted as the guide book suggests and history has a funny way of repeating itself over and over and over again... |
 Episode XXX: The Mafioso Mambo!
What starts off as a simple babysitting job snowballs into a life-threatening situation for Louis, Edre and Randy after several members of the Las Vegas Mafia discover the "ashes" in Joe, Patty and Brian's urns is really iced tea mix. Raspberry flavored. |
 Episode XXXI: The BiPolar Express
Life in Los Angeles gets off to a rocky start when Joe becomes accidentally engaged, loses his job before he even starts it, and discovers he owes the government a wee bit of money. Brian and Patty, meanwhile, decide to put their relationship to the test by joining an online dating service. |
 Episode XXXII: The Book of Brian
Joe searches for a roommate, Edre searches for "Koola Sparks," and marauding monsters search for humans to munch on. Just another day at the office... |
 Episode XXXIII: How I Broke Into Hollywood
It's Halloween and while everyone awaits the arrival of a very special guest, Mr. David assigns Joe with babysitting a World-Famous movie star! Unfortunately for Joe, there's more to this actor than meets the eye and soon Halloween costumes become more than traditional: they become a matter of life... or DEATH! |
 Episode XXXIV: HYSTERICAL Blindness
A run-in with his grumpy neighbor leaves Brian temporarily blinded, a situation which leads to Joe asking out a girl in the morgue. Much to his surprise, she accepts and they proceed to have the second-worst first date ever in recorded history. Randy, in a last-ditch effort to become Death again, does something very very stupid. |
 Comic Con 2004 Special: ROAD TRIP!
Joe, Brian, and Larry undertake the ominous mission of disposing Uncle Gus' body in this 8-page short story from the San Diego Comic Con 2004 giveaway book. For anyone keeping track, this story takes place between daily strips 10-26-02 and 10-27-02. |
 Comic Con 2005 & 2006 Specials: Comic ConJob!
Joe and Brian take on Comic Con in these two stories from the San Diego Comic Con 2005 and 2006 books. If you're still keeping track, these stories take place between Episodes 27 and 28. |